Monday, December 16, 2013

Santa Benney over and out.......Happy Holidays until the New Year everyone

Today on the blog I'm going to go in depth on the notorious group known as WMD. These guys are the real deal and they have agreed to let me into their world and take me behind the scenes of their everyday lives. Mitch "Pretty Boy" Kaufmann, John "The Bees Knees" DeFeo, and Ryan "Swagger" Wilkinson. Loke everything, the best things come in 3's; the 3 musketeers, the 3 little pigs, the 3 blind mice, the 3 billy goat gruffs, the 3 stooges, 3 goals for a hatty, and these guys being enigineers, the 3 laws of motion. I will go through each of them so you get a better idea of how this celeb group rolls. But not like the Backstreet Boys these guys are here to stay.
 
Here's Mitch "Pretty Boy" Kauffman
 
 
Number: 24
Words to live by: Look good, feel good, play good
Man Crush: Leonardo Dicaprio
Favourite Thing to do:Read "The Game", trying on shoes, and discuss latest outfits with fashion guru 
 
Brian Doust. This guy:


 
Fun Facts: Knits sweaters from time to time
Hidden Talent: Gifted stylist (learnt from watching queer eye for the striaght guy)
Go to lines for girls:
1. Doesn't have any lines, just uses honesty
2. Have you met my friend Ryan...?
 
Here's John "The Bees Knees" DeFeo
 
 
 
Number: 15
Words to live by: Live the Search
Man Crush: Paul Walker (may he rest in peace)
Favourite Thing to do: Die in Call of Duty
Fun fact:Can't get into R rated movies, still gets offered the kids menu at restaurants
Hidden Talent: Can put a chicken leg in his mouth and pull out just the bone
Go to lines for girls:
1. Excuse me, hey does this smell like chloroform... HeyJohn DeFeo (follow with a hand shake)
 
Here's Ryan "Swagger" Wilkinson
 

 
 
Number: 25
Words to live by: Doesn't have any, let his walking to the talking
Man Crush: Luigi and Luke Bryan
Favourite Thing to do: Put "WMD" on his twigs before every game
Fun fact: Likes to listen to music. Thinks of himself as a hunk of dynomite.
Hidden Talent:Can sleep with his eyes open
Go to lines for girls:
1. Can I buy you a Gatorade after the game?
 
So there you have it, WMD
 
Person of the day: Bing Crosby
 
Song of the day: White Christmas
 
Have a great day everyone,

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